La Dutch

Knitter and armchair activist. Classy af.

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

If I have a dispute, It's a Nerf Duel. But I'm going to shoot in the air, to make my dueler look like a dick. #classyaf

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

Just the THIRD outage in a week for Cox Internet in Vegas. 😡

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

Get the salon look at the comfort of your own home! https://t.co/D6dyRcPpGI

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS I mean, you didn’t, so Obama?

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@realDonaldTrump There are SO many things wrong with this that I cannot believe this ISN’T the Onion.

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

Facebook is getting crazy with banning. This is the second time. #facebookjail #facebook

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@crysthecat @BBCWorld @BBCNews Yeah, it says it on all of the signs. Also, anywhere I’ve ever eaten an Impossible Burger and they serve meat. Note: I eat meat, but I think the Beyond and Impossible are tasty.

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

The worst thing about FB jail? Not being able to tell everyone when I have a migraine. 👿

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@sfolden88 @hulu @hulu_support It’s not just Live. It’s regular #hulu.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

😂 😂 😂

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@FedEx @FedExHelp Still waiting on someone to pick up a package that was mis-delivered three days ago...

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

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[La Dutch @emilyash79]

How did this get buried? https://t.co/kzJ0rfiK4U

[michael musto @mikeymusto]

Tab Hunter was respectful to Divine during the shooting of their two movies, Polyester and Lust in the Dust, so he was tops in my book. He probably also topped Tony Perkins.

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[noosa yoghurt @noosayoghurt]

Free 👏 noosa 👏 for 👏 a 👏 year! 👏
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[La Dutch @emilyash79]

leeloosaurusrex! https://t.co/Ia5FYEx91R

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

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[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@carmanwommack @hqtrivia Yup.

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

Do it. https://t.co/QOPJEWtl4N

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

$200,000 game tomorrow at 9P ET.

We already had a $100,000 game, so now we’re upping the ante...

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@anarchosocial @steakdude @SenSanders Disneyland is unionized...

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@hqtrivia the questions never showed up!

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@hqtrivia I need an extra life for tonight's game!!!!! Please?

[La Dutch @emilyash79]

@hqtrivia leeloosaurusrex...