Emily Rose

[Emily Rose @emilybeils]

Whose idea was it to have it start getting dark at 4pm AND Election Day the same week? Cruel.

[Emily Rose @emilybeils]

Tyler Bass you dirty dog you.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

tonight feels like we're watching the refs call a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

mack hollins: i don’t wear shoes

me: that’s great, just catch the ball bro

[Consumer’s Beverages @ConsumersBeer]

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[A Dufresne @MeIn716]

So that’s it? We just go to bed calmly and peacefully after an easy Bills win?

I feel like I just watched a 3 hour episode of “The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross.”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[Emily Rose @emilybeils]

I’m going to need someone explain the shin/floor-length denim skirt trend. Im not judging because you were definitely right about wide-leg jeans, but the skirts look so… uncomfortable.

[Emily Rose @emilybeils]

Feels like weird timing to be at this show, plus had a birds eye view of everyone checking their phone at intermission to see the news. #Election2024

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

[Caitlin Canahai @caitlincanahey]

Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.

[Emily Rose @emilybeils]

Is it just me and my controlling personality or is the 24 hours before a trip of any kind the most stressful? 😵‍💫

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?

[V. @mcvncent]

The Darkness taking over my cute and bubbly personality when i hear the teams notification

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

[Circling The Wagons Podcast @CTWpod]

All of us at work today after staying up for no Bills players drafted

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

Welcome To Wrexham III. @wrexhamfx May 2

🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[☔ @Whotfismick]

8AM before 7AM on
your work your day off

[𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐧 @shanxeditss]

all the kate middleton and Royal family jokes i laughed at these past couple of weeks and to find out she’s been battling cancer… im going to hell