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she/her

[Emily @emilybennett97]

This inflatable elf in brisbane is making numerous @thewheatgerm trademark infringements

[Andrew Brown @AndrewBrownAU]

Happy AEC appreciation day to all who observe

[triple j @triplej]

#1 @TheWiggles - 'Elephant' [triple j Like A Version 2021] #Hottest100

[Google Cloud @googlecloud]

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[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

now for tonight's game of "am i holding my meds because i just took them or because i was about to"

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

that’s my emotional support 6+ season show that aired in the early 2000s

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

Presented without comment.

[Kelly Welles @kelly_welles]

You annual reminder that Rage Against the Machine are a political band. The clue is in the name so I probably wouldn't be shocked if they make political statements.

[robin @swaglord__420]

the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining.

he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

[Yommi⁷🤴🏾 @Yxmmitmf]

I’m telling you man, there’s something different about spinach

[Robin Hood @robinhood]

Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Everyone needs to dress warmly tomorrow; it's going to be -45.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but rats abandoning a sinking ship isn't a sign that they've had a moral awakening on the nature of ships.

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Deadliest days in American history:

1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000
2. Antietam - 3,600
3. 9/11 - 2,977
4. Last Thursday - 2,861
5. Last Wednesday - 2,762
6. Last Tuesday - 2.461
7. Last Friday - 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

[patsy baloney @pierre_delecto2]

I did not have “nuanced political analysis from Edward Norton” on my bingo card, but here we are.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!