EmilyJukeboxBurhani

TheBurhaniEmpire™

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@ClaireGoodwater My mom calls them squeaky Polly pockets

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@ClaireGoodwater Ur twitters the best Twitter

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

okay but how is phineas and ferb’s dad coping?!?

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@shawnieboy337 😂❤️😂 Happy Pride!

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@hellhxvnd 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

Are your kids talking about lunchables on the internet?

lol - lots of lunchables

lmfao - lunchables, my favorite AhOoga

hmu- ham might usurp (turkey lunchables)

lmk - lunchables make kings

smh - so much ham (in my lunchable)

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@chandlerboyte YES

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@chandlerboyte I like your butt too!!!!!

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

That’s it... I’m starting my own theatre company effective immediately!

[Josie Ellis @queenjosephina]

The face you make when customers pull their mask down to lick their fingers to separate the bills they are about to hand to you

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

Criminal minds

[𖨆 @idlearchivist]

the crime the criminal

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

i woke up with legs that are 38% smoother than when i went to bed. let the crumbs exfoliate you

[TOOTIE PANG @shawnieboy337]

They waste the national guard on protesters for Jacob Blake but let these Fucking terrorist go wild in D.C.

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@shawnieboy337 Lol if it is, Scott Hughes is the blackest man alive. 😂 These are his favorite.

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

Hannah Tewes just told me she gets all her energy from Nicolas Cage in face/off.

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@caitlin_cairo THANK YOU!

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

I’ll eat ravioli every night. I’m not scared of raviolis.

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@candeesarah @sage_holla I mean, if all else fails, the Muffin top song should still get cha! Classic. 🤗

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@candeesarah You’re making me and our holy mother of god so proud!!!!! 🤣

[EmilyJukeboxBurhani @emilyburhani]

@candeesarah Candee... please... do it for me!!!!