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🟢 Do something nice for yourself & someone else this holiday season (no proof needed)
Will be drawing a winner on 12/31
bf came back from driving my car w his hand bleeding and was like “there’s something sharp under the seat” and i said “ohh yeah that’s my car knife” and he got annoyed??
This Halloween we’re gonna be putting crushed up Oxys and meth in some of the beef and cheddars and razor blades in the others. Good luck.
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