evil genius(aka emily)

ted lasso stan

[evil genius(aka emily) @emilydbustos]

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[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary.

VITAMIN OVERDOSES.

[Elizabeth Bingham @SeekJustice117]

I saw you choke someone and kick another dude in the junk sir. Be serious please.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Psaki: “This week we also learned that despite the #UFC insisting that they will foot the bill for this whole thing, US taxpayers do appear to be subsidizing the event. A spokesperson for Washington DC told ESPN that the city expects to incur somewhere between $10-$12 million in supplemental security costs which will be paid for by a federal fund aka your tax dollars.” 🙄

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Every Texas House Republican voted against funding for screwworm monitoring.

There are now multiple cases of screwworm in Texas.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We fucking told you so. We warned you all.
Anyway...

[Robert Young Pelton @RYP__]

No they didn’t Pete. Over 60% were drafted. And that’s the point. They went all the way to Berlin. War is terrible. Honor and duty.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Anyone who says they are going to Congress to fight for the citizens of another country should be immediately disqualified from ever holding public office in America.

This is just batshit insane.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylin Williams looked at Keldon Johnson, ran directly into him AND FELL DOWN. Foul on the Spurs.

This is getting RIDICULOUS

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

🔥🤯 DISGUSTING CALL!! Jaylin Williams fell down for no reason, and refs give him a whistle!!

“Where’s the foul, Reg??”

“There was none”

The @NBA should be embarrassed!! 🤡

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

OKC knows they can just fall and the refs will blow the whistle 😭

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Due to the officiating performance in Game 2, the San Antonio Zoo has decided to nominate a replacement referee crew for tonight’s game.

After careful evaluation, these animals demonstrated:
• better contact awareness
• improved flop recognition
• significantly fewer imaginary whistles

We’ll see you at tipoff.

#PorVida #GoSpursGo #SavageZoo

[Joey 🃏 @AssassinateHate]

We have more than enough evidence to suggest Tony Brothers is unfit to do his job. Any other employer would terminate you for repeated incompetence over a consistent multiple year period.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Isaiah Hartenstein pulled Stephon Castle by his dreads 😳

[John @iam_johnw]

Hartenstein gotta be suspended for the next game im sorry . Committed like 20 fouls on wemby then pulls castle hair ..

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Investigate Isaiah Hartenstein @fbi

[SPURS LATAM @Spurs_Latam]

Hay un árbitro mirando fijamente como un jugador le tira el pelo a otro

Y no cobra nada

NADA

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Only strategy to neutralize Wemby is to attempt to rip his arm out of the socket the entire game. Ts is unbelievable lmao

[Josh Paredes @Josh810]

That's one way to put it

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Congratulations, taxpayers. This weird flex cost us $150 million.