Emily DeCato

I'm only on Twitter to appease my husband.

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@Squiiddish @antwon_jamal That’s what I told him. He doesn’t trust my internet research.

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@mckennamartini Cutest lil’ bb. 🥺♥️

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@antwon_jamal @herodotussays @ThankYouJune @haloyobrobob How do you not like French bread? 🥖

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@ThankYouJune High praise honestly. Shrek is an icon.

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@mckennamartini @LLangleyAuthor @danjlevy @SchittsCreek @poe_kaykay9595 This is incredible. 💀🔥

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@herodotussays Like, how dare you?

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@mckennamartini “She’s handsome.” I’m dead. 💀

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@dstytomatosauce I never do. I like the lived-in look. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@antwon_jamal @herodotussays @haloyobrobob @ThankYouJune 4, 4, 4. The only one with any merit is 4.

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@mckennamartini Haha, remember when my favorite therapist said he thought of his cat as his roommate?

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@mckennamartini Dr. Pepper?

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Jungkookie is the best+cutest nickname. I am prepared to die on this hill.

#bts #jungkook

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@mckennamartini Who will protect me if you cancel???

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@herodotussays @Brynbob4 AJ just sort of shakes it off. So yes? Also, over share? #sorrybabe

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@dstytomatosauce I personally like gold, haha.

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@ThankYouJune @dstytomatosauce It’s how they make you feel, Todd. They make me feel like a boss. And that is life altering.

#whoruntheworld

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@mckennamartini Bless his heart.

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@mckennamartini Classic dad move.

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@TwitterSupport pretty please reinstate @babyyodababy! It’s the best account on Twitter!