Emily Rogers

teacher • researcher • seasonal allergy sufferer

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

How many times can you write "descent into cannibalism" in a dissertation without it getting weird? Asking for a friend.

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[Charlotte. @charlotteirene8]

JD Vance is like if a terrible chapel speaker from a conservative Christian university ran for office

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

They didn't burn witches.
They burned women.

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

The #Barbiemovie reminded me of the original Ken™️:

Nancy Drew’s boyfriend Ned Nickerson

Ned is also hot, a little dim, and desperately in love with a girl who’s too busy going on adventures with her girls to fully commit

[Rosamund Hodge ✨💀⚔️🦋 @rosamundhodge]

Anyway shout-out to C. S. Lewis for writing Aravis, who taught me as a wee child that girls DON'T have to be Sweet And Nice to be deserving of sympathy or respect. I will be forever grateful to him for that.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Is it "a guilty pleasure" or is it something traditionally enjoyed by women?

[Kayla Johnson-White @kaylajohnsonatl]

We all agree that About Time is truly literally a flawlessly perfect film, right?

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my future daughter will never so much as hear me whisper a negative sentiment about my face or body from the minute she’s born

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@mauraburi I’m a 6th grade Humanities teacher in Oregon! This will be my 3rd year teaching and I’m so excited to see all that’s in store for my kiddos this year. Thank you so much for your support!!

https://t.co/IkZvbuCoXR

[Brad Weinstein @WeinsteinEdu]

Addressing the teacher shortage shouldn't involve lowering criteria to be a teacher--it should involve supporting teachers, paying them, and providing the resources needed to best serve students.

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@mrsappleminded https://t.co/IkZvbuCoXR

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

Hooray for teachers! 🍎✏️
#clearthelist #AdoptATeacher #teachertwitter

https://t.co/IkZvbuCoXR

[Ms. Jocenelle, Ed.S. @mrsappleminded]

Opened my door and saw amazon packages. Hadn’t checked my list since I made it. Just been faithfully RTing. Time to randomly sprinkle a teacher! #AdoptATeacher #clearthelist RT with yours!

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@mskkeverett ✏️ 6/7 ELA in small town Oregon!

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

In 1988, the federal government banned metal-tipped lawn darts because a single child died from one.

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@LaurenSimoneBla @dinachka82 @drreznicek I feel very seen by this. Ugh. 🤍

[Hillary L McBride @hillarylmcbride]

Spiritual trauma is someone handing you an inner critic and telling you it’s the voice of God

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@kitcatastrophe1 Bruh

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@trauma_queen_ If he hasn’t communicated with you and you don’t have visual/verbal confirmation that he’s okay annnnnd his work is reaching out… feels a little fishy. 😞

[Emily Rogers @emilyelmtree]

@trauma_queen_ Can you call a non-emergency # to get an official welfare check on them?