Avocado Rat🥑

Follow my guinea pigs’ instagram @threeiittlepigs for quality pics

[Avocado Rat🥑 @emilyerts]

Being alive feels like having to do volunteer work you didn’t sign up for.

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

OK... here goes. Help us win this and we'll BRING BACK LIME SKITTLES! Yup, you read that right. Not an April Fools joke. Not clickbait. #Vote4SKITTLES now at https://t.co/gzvrD4E5GB

#BestofTweets

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Stawwy Night (1889)

[GRACIE 👞 @ohgracieoguns]

-Are you crying?
Me: No
-Look at me
Me:

[. @SuiNeltwork]

only selling milk when we open. no more food. just milk. no other drinks just milk. milk

[k🦢 @KaylAK47]

When you smoke from a bong, you literally are holding all of the elements wtf

[Avocado Rat🥑 @emilyerts]

@ myself

[🥀 @iconicsanity]

i’m both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

[justin @farringt0n]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[Koala Puffs @koalapuffss]

My lips belong to my blunt

[Jules @Jujubean2726]

Sexy cop costumes are OUT and sexy mailman costumes are IN

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I call my friends bitches out of respect

[Lauren Sanderson @LaurenSanderson]

"FRUSTRATED" OUT NOOWWWWW 🖤🖤🖤🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🖤🖤🖤🔒🔒

https://t.co/k69CjKKTBp

[Avocado Rat🥑 @emilyerts]

@danisnobunk He looks like my doorman! Must be brothers!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

stairs are ridiculous. you cannot just change the ground. who do you think you are