Em

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“it’s only a 2 day trip”

me :

[Daniela✨SAW TAYLOR (taylor’s version) @daylightxswift]

and we thought the ig post was hard launching

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

I GOT THREE THINGS TO SAY. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND GENTLEMENNNNNN. STAAAAART. YOUUUUUR. ENGINESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🚨🦅🇺🇸👹

[kenzie | in my ❤️‍🔥 era @kenziesversion]

for my headache girlies 🥰

[Feodor Chin 🇺🇸❄️ @FeoChin]

BREAKING: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker challenging Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers for position of NFL player most in need of shutting the fuck up.

[Chris Williams @slimceeVA]

“LSU v Iowa will be better than any of the men’s Elite 8 matchups”

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Column: Forget the Madhouse on Madison. Gentile Arena, home of Chicago’s Atlantic 10 team, is the place to be for basketball.
https://t.co/yHDjH6Gltc

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Nick @nm234]

Me at the Academy for snubbing Greta Lee, Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig of Oscar nominations

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

right underneath taylor swift killing the planet with her private jet is my name with my paper towel usage i am just cranking through those

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the grocery store checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a grocery store checkout line before in their life.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

everything is expensive, nighttime is from 2pm to 9am, the sky is the colour of a pigeons gusset and i am TIRED

[Shannon G 💫 @SoShameonMeow]

Taylor Swift I better see you drinking spotted cow tonight

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me