emily greene

your friendly neighborhood emily greene

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

One time in high school i was hanging out w friends & we ate a ton of cookie dough & later on i woke up in the middle of the night & threw up all over my bed & my mom thought it was because i was drinking alcohol & i had to explain to her that no, I just ate too much cookie dough

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

Texans: please check your voter registration.

https://t.co/yMeEantV3N

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

These are the spots that Mike Lee wants to sell. It is imperative that we do not let him.

[Cameron Arcand @cameron_arcand]

Ah yes the two party system

[꒰ঌ(⃔ ⌯' '⌯)⃕໒꒱ @strawberriez222]

austin is a culturally unemployed city

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

Kate Middleton is actually in south padre for spring break

[Texas Volleyball @TexasVolleyball]

BACK-TO-BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

#HookEM

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

you should be allowed to drink in JoAnn Fabrics

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

sometimes as an environmental scientist I read asinine comments on posts like this to fuel my work lol

[KVUE News @KVUE]

The rising temperatures in Central Texas are four to five times more likely caused by human-induced climate change, according to a new study. https://t.co/LamnMQZkYi

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Lol.

This site now adds notes with climate denialism.

God this place has fallen.

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

@CoachJayArnold There is a train that takes you through a beautiful mountain pass along rapids from Durango to Silverton and back! I used to go to CO every summer and that was one of my fave activities

[szyst @szyst1]

Going through my elementary school work and oh my god

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

today a Dutch Bros employee said that they were “just hangin in there” when I asked them about their day and the manager took them out back and shot them

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

@NatGeoMaps @NatGeoMag currently on my wall!

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

do you think it’s too late for me to turn in my prize coupon for the walkie talkies I won in a lunchable contest in 2003

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

@OgeidLJD you should check out the shit going on emerging w the Siberian permafrost (shoutout anthrax)

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

@pbwithjilly

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

@nickruckersucks Sonic’s biggest opp

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

don't normally comment on this sort of thing but it's cool that he wore Garfield colors. If my name was Garfield I'd be doing shit like that on the daily

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

@OSUSprinks @KEBrightbill also valid tbh

[emily greene @emilygreene97]

*benoit blanc voice* you see, the box of pizza you so generously served yourself while putting your qualms out on the inter webs against that young woman was your fatal error, Mr. Tate