Emily Herz

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[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@taurasssss They suck a little bit less when they play music or talk to you during them.

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@ashleypociadlo This seems to happen a lot with the more natural brands. But I prefer rael or Cora over the brand in the picture.

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@lindsaypinzy18 I’m glad this isn’t just happening to me. It does the same with phone calls. Don’t even know I got a phone call until I have a missed call.

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

The person you think about when you look at the stars + the ocean + the mountains has a very special place in your heart

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@_tinamcelroy Love it! ❤️❤️

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@_tinamcelroy He’s so precious 🥺

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@_tinamcelroy Omg seriously though.

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@catcusachs I’m pretty sure it’s just a subcategory of pop but Fiona Apple is considered pop art.

[Morgan Parker @morganapple]

It's gonna be so embarrassing when I still want to cancel plans and stay home

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@taurasssss Oh how I wish I could retweet this.

[Deputy Dog @yungsambino]

It’s cool living in Tennessee cause every year Dolly Parton does more for the state than all the elected leaders combined.

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

coffee dates are the way to my heart

[Ben @Jaminben823]

Girls don’t want a boyfriend girls want a six week mandatory lockdown and $5000 stimulus per person

[Pigeon hate tweet account (STOPFUCKINGFEEDINGTHEM) @psychedamygdala]

Hey sorry I didn’t answer your text, I’ve been second guessing my whole career path, debating all of my life choices, and sleeping in excess to escape my horrifying reality.

[just greg. @iholytrojan]

you know what should be free? REQUESTING TRANSCRIPTS.

[Emily Herz @emilyherzz]

@rileyelizabethx Those ears 🥺