Emily

I smoked pot with John Hopkins | BT

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

People told me high school was scary but nobody warned me about how many white rappers there would be by the time we're seniors

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/DUEdW41KlA

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

Made the beat and murdered it, Casey Anthony

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

I have 21 days left of high school, fuck off

[Vaping Kills @StopVaping]

Drugs and alcohol aren't destroying communities. Vape clouds and smoke tornados are.

[LOVE GUN @feastoflove]

high regard

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

AP throwing myself into traffic

[Vaping Kills @StopVaping]

It's 2032.
Vaping is an Olympic sport.
All participants drive lifted trucks, have man buns, and say bro a lot.

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

No more parties in LA

[Zach @Exxzachtly]

Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

My mom is drunkenly begging one of us to discuss the Ted Cruz zodiac killer situation with her

[Cave Man Steve @shopkins776]

I took two years of anger management courses

Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

According to the Americans with Disabilities Act, Led Zeppelin has to build a ramp of a width of 36 inches next to their Stairway to Heaven

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

[spelling bee]

Your word is 'dad'

"Can you use it in a sentence?"

I'm not mad at you, just disappointed

[Emily @emilymonroe_]

A month ago I was worried and anxious about a toxic relationship I was stuck in and now I couldn't be more happy with Ben if I tried

[Vaping Kills @StopVaping]

I've never looked at someone Vaping and thought to myself "wow that kid probably has a lot of friends"