Emily O'Shea

Life's good in

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please reply with a pic of your puppy (every dog is a puppy) ❤️

[Emily O'Shea @emilymoshea]

☘️☘️☘️

[Amir Syed @realAmirSyed]

You're not bad at it, you're just new at it.

Keep going.

[Emily O'Shea @emilymoshea]

Same

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

I’m a slut for a crab Rangoon

[Emily O'Shea @emilymoshea]

@StanfordLockwo1 Young ish

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Me leaving bottomless brunch at 1am:

[trash jones @jzux]

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

2023 plan: crack on

[Brianna Wiest @briannawiest]

Before 2023 — clean out your photos, text threads, email subscriptions, contacts, and who you're following. Your digital life is your mental landscape, and you should give yourself a fresh start.

[Jay @Wavymafia]

First rule of 2023 is to not dwell on what went wrong in 2022.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Flinching every time you hear ”I could care less”

[Nick Diller @_Nick_Diller]

Yo wtf...just saw a stat that said only 30-50% of people have an internal dialogue. There's really 50%+ of the population out here walking around with NOTHING going on in their head?? Everything is starting to make much more sense

[Emily O'Shea @emilymoshea]

My toxic trait is that I won’t change any of my clocks. Just gonna wait 6 months.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Nate? It’s Jenny. Look, I wouldn’t be calling if I had anyone else to turn to but…I need to borrow some money

[Emily O'Shea @emilymoshea]

Gonna use this one

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week

[John Summit @johnsummit]

if there was a god he would want chick-fil-a to be open on sunday

[EBK☠️ @ebkheavenly]

I love Mexican food I wanna be a Mexican food.