Emily Parsons

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@krayzielalo @awkwrdunicorn @blink182 Where do you sign up? I don’t see anything on their website

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What is it like teaching 3rd grade in a hybrid setting you ask?

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@AlliPaternoster You have to watch

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Did you cry at the end of My Octopus Teacher yes or no

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This UPS driver shows up to your door. What do you do?

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I was doing a mad lib with my 3rd graders and asked for a verb and a kid said vibing

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“How’s virtual 3rd grade going?”

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I used to think the things I would find myself telling kids to stop doing in the classroom were weird but with virtual learning it’s become next level...such as stop doing back flips on your bed while I’m teaching

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Seeing dolphins when you’re at the beach is the equivalent of driving past horses and yelling horses

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Now Chris Harrison can officially say this is the most dramatic season yet

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Tayshia Adams to Replace Clare Crawley on The Bachelorette After Finding Love Early On: Sources https://t.co/YrsdnvOumh

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I wonder how many of these schools have teachers pay for their own school supplies??

Hint: it’s ~all of them~

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Ok the 5th grade class of 2020 yards signs are kind of pushing it

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The US consistently has had anywhere from 16,000-23,000 cases per day for the last month. This has nothing to do with protests :-)

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Can birthday parades be done now no one wants to hear 20+ cars beeping their horns nonstop for 10 minutes

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My favorite thing to do when I’m waiting in a parking lot is watch all of the people about to walk into the store and then realize they forgot their mask and run back to their car

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Me greeting my students online every morning pretending everything is fine

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I love watching people go to take a sip of their drink in a store and then remember they have a mask on

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I just wanna know when Riverdale will start making sense I’m on season 4 and still confused

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Still happens

[aidan @1029pm_]

bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time