Em

all too self aware millennial who has separation anxiety when away from her dog. I also run.

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh idk how my brain misread it, but I thought his was, "please stop letting children have christmas"

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh With friends!

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh Order some bdubs! Extra hot

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh And Iago in Aladdin!

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh Very Gaston of you

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh Whose makin these flimsy keys

[Em @emilyrota]

In my first bathroom line since 2019 and it feels so good

[Em @emilyrota]

@OKniceRaps Boss Baby 2*

[Em @emilyrota]

Hairdresser: watching any good shows lately? Me: Season 7 of the Golden Girls is *drastically* different in both tone and humor than the earlier ones.

[Em @emilyrota]

Dogs outside always seem like they’ve got so much on their to-do list

[Em @emilyrota]

@OKniceRaps @angelxphase We need to discuss both of these.

[Em @emilyrota]

@mmegansharp I should do this.

[Em @emilyrota]

@grieveinstereoh New year new me

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Wow.

[Em @emilyrota]

@mmegansharp <3 <3 <3

[Em @emilyrota]

Are shower martinis a thing?

[Em @emilyrota]

@mmegansharp I’m ready.

[Em @emilyrota]

Love is giving your dog the last bite of your last chicken nugget.