terminal case of the dreamers disease haver

no connection left in my head

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

Avey Tare: iiii dream of running my tongue against my best friend noah's back in his sleep
Panda: *banging floor tom* O oo Oh!

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The potential to see this on the big screen this year, I may pass away

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

[terminal case of the dreamers disease haver @grieveinstereoh]

Dropping this in the boys chat like a fisherman chumming the waters

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This list of Cleveland Spiders player names is unreal 😂

[limpkin @acealeam]

if you're not a modest mouse fan in your teens, you have no heart. if you're not a built to spill fan in your mid 20s, you have no brain.

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

farewell transmission and it’s not close

[allen bon iverson @retired_juggalo]

midwest sober (only get black out drunk 2-3 times per week)

[terminal case of the dreamers disease haver @grieveinstereoh]

Very funny to be a waiter who doesn’t give recommendations because they don’t drink alcohol, or eat meat, gluten, and dairy. Great sketch comedy character

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

if bob seger released night moves today he'd be humming a song from 2012. possibly gangnam style

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(going through grandpas old stuff, finding a hardcore gay porn magazine from the 80s) he got this off a dead kraut in normandy

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[Key Sang @Phantele_]

Jaden McDaniels trash talked Denver into actual dysfunction then closed them out without his best player and starting backcourt. May basically cause the collapse of their team this summer

KG level. Absolutely legendary. Build the statue

[Automatic @automaticnba]

go at jokic, jamal, all the bad defenders. tim hardaway, cam johnson, aaron gordon, the whole team. just go at them. yeah theyre all bad defenders.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is like a Venture Bros. post-credits gag

[turbomander @turbomander]

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

We love the Shrike, don't we folks? We love the Lord of Pain. And we love to be pinned to that Tree

[Grace @gracecamille_]

started Gravity’s Rainbow today and it’s really great but quick question- what is happening

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick*
a divorce!?