Emily Stephanie Garcia Baidal

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[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

This is how contagious measles is. Someone can walk into a room cough or sneeze then walk out of the room. An unvaccinated person can walk into the same empty room two hours later and get infected. It's one of the most contagious diseases in the world.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

When the patient became restless, the doctor reportedly asked a nearby cleaner to hold the man's leg and pass surgical instruments -- despite having no medical experience. https://t.co/jiGUsVIucj

[Les ♡ @_xolesley]

the IRS hates single people with no kids

[bæ @smukkeMarilyn]

sad reality is how hard you go for others on their birthday but when it’s yours.. quiet🥲 that’s why I spoil myself on this day n expect nothing from no one💔

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

****Admits to sexually assuaulting a woman

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

once again

[Barry S. Naylor @barry_s_naylor]

If you stormed the Capitol you should get first dibs on fighting in WW3. You already got the equipment.

[I AM THE OFFICIAL OPPOSITION @PossumBlu]

Once again....

I am here to remind you that no amount of recycling or using metal straws or any of that green doing stuff can undo the damage big corporates do....

[S H A M I L A 🍭 🇸🇱 @ItsShamilaAgain]

Having a child at my age still feels like teen pregnancy and I can’t explain why

[Mike P. @1MikeP_]

Downtown Orlando is really wild bro 😂😂😂😂

[V @williamvercetti]

don't reject it and in 13 hours you will have a great economic miracle 💵💰

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

If I’m goin 70 why would you jump in my lane going 35

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Is anyone else’s twitter refreshing in the middle of the timeline like every five minutes??

[~ @viagrafaII]

when someone remembers a small detail about you

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?