Emily Utz

A North Carolina girl at heart, giving Dallas, Texas a whirl. Trusting that God has an incredible plan for this little life of mine.

[Just Call Me Frank™© 🪄 @JustCallMeFrank]

Who knew the apocalypse was going to be so slow and expensive.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

God uses uncertainty to chase us out into the open where we can find Him all over again.

[Emily Utz @emilyutz]

@AmericanAir ruins a weekend before it even begins. Always the worst. Always.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart."

[Priscilla Shirer @PriscillaShirer]

Her excellence should inspire you…
not threaten you.

Celebrate her.
Affirm her.
Learn from her.
Uphold her.
Support her.
Encourage her.
💜

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Can I take off my gay apparel now?

[Emily Utz @emilyutz]

@sean_mcconnell at @KesslerTheater

[The Wolf Of All Streets @scottmelker]

What’s the best concert you ever attended?

[Friendly Remainder @MrMattThomas]

The ‘back’ in horseback riding is probably unnecessary

[Tundra British Columbia Headhunters Circus @BeeeejEsq]

I think NASCAR would be much more exciting if, like in a skating rink, every 15 minutes someone announced it was time to reverse direction.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

This is tough. I like them both

[Jayde Saylor Birmingham @JaydeSaylor]

I have to ask...

Can you only contract Covid horizontally?

[Country Words @ACountryWord]

I told you that I was happy for you, and given the chance I'd lie again. #TimMcGraw

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

If the first song Carole Baskin dances to on @DancingABC isn't "Eye of the Tiger" the producers have missed a real obvious opportunity.

[H-SC Basketball @HSCBasketball]

Say less 🤫

#RollTigers
#GID 🐅🏀

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

Most of us have chosen heaven over hell, but not many of us have chosen heaven over earth.

—@ErikReed

[Emily Utz @emilyutz]

@thefader C’mon man

[Emily Utz @emilyutz]

@JENNontheRocks_ @matthotsauce if I try to go on your run with you....