emily

// scottish // 27 //

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

every time i want to apologize for being "too much" i think abt when the mad hatter tells alice "you lost your muchness. you used to be much muchier"

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

every day i look forward to sleeping. i love sleeping, i love being unconscious.

[Kaykay @kkbz__]

Deliberately turning him on and acting innocent is one of my favorite pastimes

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

not to be horny but i think about lying on your chest and listening to your heartbeat

[enza @Lupercxlia]

sometimes you really just need to curl up in somebody's lap and pretend you're a small critter of some kind

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

my ideal relationship is when im mean to him and he likes it

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

"musical romance about a taxidermist who falls in love with the man she wants to stuff and turn into her human specimen" sounds insane. when do tickets go on sale

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

18 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'

[james t @thecaptjames]

his sweater paws..

[綾佑 ryosuke @ryosuke_art5]

木炭で描いた黒猫

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

no babe that's my emotional support platonic friend that im a little attracted to

[steph @hoovertime]

mamma mia is a masterpiece of a film for many reasons but turning “does your mother know” into a cougar anthem by christine baranski instead of a song from a man’s POV is actually so genius

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

there's no sex i lied you're gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me

['*•.¸♡ 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐞 ♡¸.•*' @softxxgf]

I know my place and it's on his lap.

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that's love, unconditional.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Fun fact, if you can't remember to take your meds but you have a cat, you can probably train your cat to remember for you. Mine gets treats when I take my meds and you better believe if I try to go to bed without treat time he reminds my ass LOUDLY.