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don’t care didn’t ask • university of illinois alum • she/her

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[majnoona @majnoonna]

they kill you after you graduate

[em @emilyxmorrison]

@Ticketmaster fuck you btw

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

you should always look at stuff because you might see something

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

heyyyy does anyone know when i’ll learn my lesson

[adi @irinolindo]

fuck english pronunciation i don’t care anymore i will say the words how i want to

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

feels so good to trail off towards the end of a sentence. ive said most of it, u can figure out the rest

[corb @awshuqs]

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year

they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

does anyone want to live within a 15 minute walk from me and hang out all the time

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Skin and hair looks great this weekend. Which is wasted on my family who would love me regardless

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

hey! sorry i didnt get back to u. i havent formed a thought in 6 days.

[Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨ @KaylaAncrum]

If I ever got turned into a horse, I would kick so much stuff with zeal that they would have to put me down in under 48 hrs.

[em @emilyxmorrison]

@ea_henn oppenhead

[em @emilyxmorrison]

@medikaii yeah i don’t think margot or greta should’ve been nominated in those categories given the competition, but ryan shouldn’t have been nominated either imo. there were so many better supporting actor choices

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

They should let Godzilla attend the Oscars like when these guys showed up