Emily Bailey

[no fuckin ziti now? @jhoelgmp]

Today a homeless man in Newark Penn offered me one of his resumes

If anybody knows of any positions that align with his skills please reach out to me

A simple RT also goes a long way, xoxo

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

I’m not always sassy.

Sometimes I sleep.

[hummus wife ⓥ @eatpussynotpigs]

📍lactose intolerant people
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📍going dairy free
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📍eating dairy anyway and getting sick on a daily basis

[🅱️ @_topbrand]

College is really you having fun while your life is falling apart

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

My husband better agree to buying a boat and I’m gonna turn our children into sun kissed mermaids that live for doing cannon balls off the back while I sip (chug really) rum punches