Emily

Known Alicent Hightower Apologist.

[Carmie Supreme @CarmanTse]

this is why they founded the city of Los Angeles

[Cleo @rxttlesnake]

hey big dawg what the holy fuck is salad cream

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[onion person @CantEverDie]

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

[' @sstuhia]

Man if only there was a targaryen that bonded with three dragons at once

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

This is one of the best parts of that film

[josephine gordone levitte @fetalgeniuss]

Love how both are taking on the racial ratio of new girl

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

The story that Heath Ledger got so into his performance as the Joker that it drove him insane is actually true, but it's about Amy Poehler and Leslie Knope

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

You guys need to get out of the coasts. People in midwestern gas stations dress like this every day

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

they’re gonna die on the same day like jefferson and adams

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“add side of fries for $7” like pls jump in the deep fryer

[Chandler🤙🏼 @ChannyMill]

Tapping the sign

[Tim @Timstillherelol]

If it snowed every winter for a decade in New Orleans, they'd have snow plows.

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

The body cam footage was literally so funny. Cops will literally waste everyone's fucking time instead of admitting they were wrong.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

The vast majority of humans who’ve ever lived would have called that a sign. I would too.

[ana @shivlestat]

“what if all this becomes a ghost story you’ll tell your wains one day? a ghost story they’ll hardly believe.”

[elliot 💐 @lovingbenley]

turn that shit off rn

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because it’s fucking cute Cecilia