Emily Porter

(she/her)

Emporte: irritated beyond self possession.
Emiporte: me

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

Hear me out: Lori Loughlin gets charged, jail time. She can't be in the last season of Fuller House. Uncle Jesse has to raise their child on his own. He doesn't know how to. He calls his best friend and brother-in-law to move in with him. The cycle continues.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

FBI accuses wealthy parents, including celebrities, in college-entrance bribery scheme aimed at schools such as Yale, Georgetown https://t.co/vwX42PVQyy

[K-State Athletics @kstatesports]

She’s an icon
She’s a legend
& She is the moment ✨🪩

[Governor Laura Kelly @GovLauraKelly]

We need to decriminalize medical marijuana so Kansans with chronic pain and disorders like PTSD don't have to suffer. Providing this relief is long overdue and would also boost our economy — it's time to work together and get this done. https://t.co/uWxCSWaumh

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

A must read for everyone who goes to the K-State Men’s Basketball games:

[Manhattan Mercury @MERCnewsroom]

DANCING QUEENS | The two friends are longtime K-State fans who had gone to basketball and football games with their husbands since the ’80s; they started going to games together this season.

Meet Gerry Ince, 82, and Janice Edwards, 83.

https://t.co/JIxcmMCjkG

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

Did… did I write this? I’ve become such an annoying Owala fan that I should’ve written this.

[WIRED @WIRED]

You know you should drink more water. This two-spouted bottle is our writer's favorite. https://t.co/ISmpY4kDCv

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

@iamtimeverson maybe you can still get it in print!!

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

@iamtimeverson we found the headline

[Manhattan Mercury @MERCnewsroom]

K-State football toasts North Carolina State in Pop-Tarts Bowl

via @MERCsports / @iamtimeverson

https://t.co/SQ4yrcA2Dw

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

Every year, I see all the Spotify Wrapped things and I think, ‘maybe next year is the year I’ll start listening to music so I can do that.’ And I never do. I listen to the one CD in my car when I drive and that’s basically it.

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

Truly destroyed that Taylor Swift brought back the Folklore Cardigan and it sold out in two minutes. I will be inconsolable for the time being.

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

I’m 60th in line for an ebook through the library (and 24th in line for the physical copy) and I just want to know who are all these people??

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

I just got an e-mail that my dentist does Botox now and I was like, "oh, for TMJ?" because I know that works for people, but the e-mail said they are doing it for like wrinkles and stuff so I guess I'm gonna get Botox at my dentist's office?

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

@AddieClary 💜 thank god!!

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

I’m gonna spend $70 on tickets to my hs reunion and then end up sitting and not talking to people all night, all because husband said it could be fun?? Why am I listening to him??

[NWS Wichita @NWSWichita]

Preliminary data shows that Manhattan, Kansas had the highest temperature today, August 19th, across the contiguous United States at 115 degrees! #kswx

[Manhattan Mercury @MERCnewsroom]

Dusty Bookshelf owner Diane Meredith says the store is in danger of closing.

https://t.co/lj7xo1BeaG

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

I am now to the point in my annual Gossip Girl rewatch where I have to restate this opinion:

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

I'm gonna say it and I won't be talked out of it... It should've been Serena and Nate not Serena and Dan. It would've been if Jenny hadn't ruined things in season 3. Dan is the absolute worst, next to Jenny.

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

@RichInNews Put me as a reference and we’ll test it out!!

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

If my friends are going to keep using me as a professional reference, I need to up my vocabulary because I’ve now called two people “the bee’s knees” and I don’t think it’s coming across as genuine.

[Emily Porter @emiporte]

bout to be Bill Snyder and Most of His Family Stadium

[Tim Everson @iamtimeverson]

Sean Snyder is returning to Kansas, but not to Kansas State:

https://t.co/uxI7NlMMZU