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[PrimeXBT @PrimeXBT]

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[yoaquim @yqboom]

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[RR2Capital @RR2Capital]

GM Guys - 24 Hour Market Recap

🔸 bitcoin:native trading at $63k, ethereum:native at $1.7k
🔸 Saylor buys 1,550 BTC, price doesn't budge.
🔸 Circle launches cirBTC on Ethereum, challenging Coinbase's cbBTC.
🔸 Analysts: $68k-$80k needed before calling Bitcoin revival.

[MajorXTrendings @MajorXTrendings]

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[Rand Group @randgroup]

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[GroveX @GroveXchange]

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[GroveX @GroveXchange]

$HYPE Holders… The ultimate question is here 👀
Would you HODL at the current price or take profits and sell?

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[Rand Group @randgroup]

A South Korean funeral company called "Parent's Love" took $40 MILLION in customer prepayments for future burials and put it all into a leveraged Ethereum ETF.

By the end of the year, $33 MILLION of it was gone. The company has not sold and the position remains fully OPEN...

Bumo Sarang is the seventh-largest funeral mutual aid company in South Korea. The name translates to "Parent's Love." It has three co-CEOs. Its business model is simple: customers pay upfront to lock in the cost of their future funeral. The company holds the money until they die.

South Korea's funeral prepayment industry dates back to 1982, when the first mutual aid company opened in Busan. The concept is rooted in hyo, the Confucian principle of filial piety. Children honour their parents by ensuring a proper burial is already paid for.

By 2024, 8.92 million South Koreans had subscribed to prepaid funeral plans. The sector holds roughly 10 TRILLION won in customer deposits. That is $7.2 BILLION. Sitting in funeral company accounts. Waiting for people to die.

These companies are not regulated by financial authorities. They are classified as "prepaid instalment transaction businesses" under a 2010 revision to South Korea's Instalment Transactions Act. Oversight sits with the Fair Trade Commission. Not a bank regulator. Not an insurance watchdog. The consumer goods agency.

The only binding rule: keep 50% of customer prepayments in safe instruments. The other half can be invested in anything. Stocks. Derivatives. Leveraged crypto products. There are no capital adequacy requirements. No solvency thresholds. No restrictions on risk.

Bumo Sarang took 59.5 billion won of customer money, roughly $40 MILLION, and bought the T-REX 2X Long BMNR Daily Target ETF. Ticker: BMNU. A US-listed product managed by REX Shares and Tuttle Capital Management. It is designed to deliver 200% of the daily price movement of a single stock.

That stock is Bitmine Immersion Technologies. NYSE: BMNR. A former Bitcoin mining company that pivoted in mid-2025 to become the world's largest public Ethereum treasury. It went from holding zero ETH to over 833,000 tokens in 35 days. By 2026, it held over 5.2 MILLION ETH , 4.3% of the entire supply, worth roughly $12 BILLION.

Bitmine's chairman is Tom Lee, the Fundstrat founder. He called the strategy "the alchemy of 5%." The goal was to accumulate 5% of all Ethereum in existence.

A funeral company in Seoul bet its customers' burial money on a double-leveraged derivative of that bet.

Leveraged ETFs reset daily. They do not simply double the return over time. In volatile markets, compounding losses eat the principal. The product is designed for day traders. Bumo Sarang held it as a long-term investment.

By the end of 2025, the position's book value had fallen from 59.5 billion won to 10.2 billion won. $40 MILLION had become $6.8 MILLION. The unrealised loss: 49.3 billion won. Roughly $33 MILLION.

Ethereum dropped 28% year-to-date by May 2026, trading near $2,110. Bitmine's stock fell 40% in the same period, to $18.70. The 2x leverage turned that 40% decline into near-total destruction of the position.

A Bumo Sarang spokesperson called it a "short-term unrealised loss due to global market volatility." They said it was "sufficiently controllable within the company's financial buffer." They announced no plan to unwind the position.

The Korea Economic Daily obtained 2025 audit reports from 75 funeral mutual aid companies. The findings: 32 of them held total assets below the sum of their customer prepaid balances. They owe their customers more than they have.

Local media began calling it the "Zombie Sangjo" crisis. Sangjo means mutual aid.

Another operator, Christian Funeral Family of Faith, posted a 500 MILLION won net loss in 2025. Regulators also found a recurring pattern of funeral companies issuing loans to their own controlling shareholders for amounts exceeding customer deposits. Some firms were operating as private vaults for their owners.

The Fair Trade Commission itself admitted the gap. As of May 18, 2026, there is "virtually no regulation of the management of prepaid funds or the financial soundness of funeral mutual aid companies." No solvency standards. No provisions to compel shareholders to inject capital.

Six bills now sit in the National Assembly. They aim to ban speculative investments and related-party lending across the sector. None have passed.

Bumo Sarang has not sold the position. Customer prepayments remain tied to whatever Ethereum does next.

8.92 million South Koreans paid in advance for their funerals. The law required no one to manage that money responsibly. One company called "Parent's Love" took the burial fund and levered it into a crypto derivative named after alchemy. The position is still open.

[Rand Group @randgroup]

GM guys! Touching grass ✌️

[WE ARE 26 @WEARE26OFFICIAL]

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[GroveX @GroveXchange]

Daily Crypto News

1️⃣ Bitcoin holds strong above $80K as altcoins surge and market sentiment stays bullish.

2️⃣ SEC Chair Paul Atkins signals new supportive rules for onchain markets & AI-driven finance, big win for tokenization!

3️⃣ Kraken's parent company applies for OCC charter to become a full federal crypto bank.

4️⃣ Coinbase had a major outage (linked to Amazon) + reported Q1 loss, but bulls still eye $300B valuation long-term.

5️⃣ Ethereum loses 10% DeFi market share to rivals, while Cardano's Hoskinson predicts crypto wallets built into iPhones & Androids.

[Iqbal Khan @_iqbalkhan777]

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[PrimeXBT @PrimeXBT]

🟡 $BTC has cleared $80K for the first time in three months as geopolitical and inflation pressures ease.

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[Rand Group @randgroup]

Eyes on $TAO, finally waking up here and pushing for the local breakout.

Recovering the $290 range would trigger the full bullish reversal.