Minerva Jehosaphat

Unfiltered, unabashed and filled with sass.

Instagram: wherethehellisemj

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My grasp on sanity is slowly diminishing.

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@jk_rowling I just finished the chapter where Robin [finally] left Matthew, and burst into uncontrollable sobs. I feel like writing about this character’s experience could have only come from a personal one. Awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome. #igetit

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@ShippySpins Van Halen

[Brad Lea @TheRealBradLea]

Stop waiting for permission to live the life you want. Make your move.

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@FitFounder Surely it’s better than styrofoam though?

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Someone told me they don’t love you enough to change themselves, and they never will.

Have a kickass day.

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Put a finger down if you’ve been asked to be a sister wife.

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No no, throw the people off and do Sexy Back @ShippySpins

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The fan service in the Olympic Games is wild. Not mad about it though.

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Why are there so many #aliens at the #Super Bowl

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@ElvisDuranShow we just lost a hit radio station in Dallas, can you please bring Elvis Duran show here?

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@dak Really cool way to promote your foundation tonight! And thanks for looking up for my photo opp 😁

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@jimmyfallon “He broke your heart? Now is the time to go f*ck all of his friends and break up his friend group.”

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@DavidBrody “How to use your influence for the good of mankind”

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@courtneyLaDora Just put one on and all around the house. Not quite the same, but it still feels good!

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I mean, same.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

what do i. want to be for halloween?

smooched. cuddled. and cherished

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Challenge: Set up your Hinge profile with audio at a bar.

God this is awkward.

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@FitFounder Carpet/rug, sound absorbing wall art (canvas), upholstered or plush furniture, curtains. Basically fabric and foam.

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@elonmusk Glad they used cheap wine for this

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@cbwaltz @historyinmemes Time well spent

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There is a red wasp in my bathroom holding it under siege. I swung at it an missed. There’s no winning after this.