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she/her

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

[۟ @spidysnse]

Lorne Michaels you will be reincarnated as a Warthog.

[honeybee 🐝 @suckit_nerds]

bring my family back together

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real american dream is the debt we collected along the way

[Covie @covie_93]

Christians praying for the passage of a bill that will hurt the poor, sick and children to help the rich....

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

This is oligarchy. This is obscene.

While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.

End this oligarchy.

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Mr Milchick your outie has got that shit on.

[emma @emjutras]

@TMantaian Oh my god

[emma @emjutras]

Me rooting for Milcheck to be free from the Lumon shackles #severence

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

innie mark annoying as hell full shade

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[C. Trew @TrewCourtney]

Noone has stopped calling this place Twitter and you think you can change the Gulf of Mexico 😂.

[meredith minkow @murrminks]

A fire Nike womens sports commercial airing while Harrison Butker’s Chiefs are losing 24-0 >>>

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Nothing pisses-off MAGA Christians like the teachings of Jesus.