𝕂𝕖𝕟

life coach for some, mom for all.

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Kendall is very much me when I’m drunk

[| julia. 𐬺𐬿♡︎𐬺✿ @JulesLevz]

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship :))))) #VampireAcademy

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

I get stressed, and buy pretty books. that’s all I do.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Coming onto Twitter and actually looking at my timeline for the first time in a long while. And it’s just scandal after scandal, divorce, some fire zendaya pics and more scandal. Good lord.

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

. @LUXURYLAW @LoeweOfficial

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Okay but I love this hair for him.

[C :) @_its_Clau]

@ChrisEvans " CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-"

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

No I will not stop laughing this was amazing.

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Not sure why I just watched a video of Dylan o brien getting slapped like 20 times. But I’m sure it’s not something I need to be concerned about.

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

My ad for kiss lash glue would be “woke up from the dead surrounded by beer cans and the lashes were still on”

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

flirting (saying "prove it" after literally anything and everything they say)

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Me to the random ladies that, on the last flight of the day, felt the urge to try to walk all the way to the front of the plane from the back, right when the lights came on.

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

How many barefoot dreams is too many? And please let the minimum be 3. 🥹🙈

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

I hate the depop ads on YouTube so much it is never made me want to avoid a brand so fast 🫡

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Mom just did a spit take cause my sister was talking about husband stitches and tightness at lunch. And I peed my pants.

[lefoleywrites is not here much @LaurenKFoley]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is lift your chin with two fingers, brush the tears from your cheek, and say “Who did this to you?” while trembling with poorly contained feral rage.

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

Now if either of these flights get cancelled southwest is going to feel my wrath cause these prices wtf 😭

[𝕂𝕖𝕟 @emkayenzee]

I’ve been walking around today going “hi I’m Paul moscato.” It didn’t sound right and I never corrected myself. But it’s Fawn. Her name is Fawn. And idk why I had the urge to keep saying it anyway.

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

i’m tired of men… honestly