Amazon Fresh delayed my delivery and it won’t be here until Wednesday. So now I’m at the stores tryna buy food. This is my 4th store and the only thing ANY of them have are ribs and shrimp. WTF I’M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? OPEN A FUCKING APPLEBEES????
darth vader: i killed three planets
thanos: i killed half the universe
voldemort: i uhh...almost killed this one kid like 7 times
thanos: a kid, really
darth vader: wow
voldemort: you don’t know the power of a mother’s love okay