EMMA.

𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚, 27 🌿✨ “𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brit 1: “What do you fancy doing?”
Brit 2: “I don’t mind, what do you fancy?”
Brit 1: “Whatever you fancy”
Brit 2: “I honestly don’t mind”
Brit 1: “You choose”
Brit 2: “I always choose”
Brit 1: “No you don’t”
Brit 2: “It’s your turn”
Brit 1: “Anyway, have a think”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Give them a ring"
"I've emailed"
"Be quicker to ring"
"I've sent a text as well"
"Just ring them"
"I'll send another email"

[EMMA. @emlawls]

Here’s hoping I take after him in the old running department or else I’m fcked hahaha! 😳😂
Happy birthday Daddy bear! love ya @marklawler62

[EMMA. @emlawls]

@marklawler62 love ya pops x

[BIG man eleanor @eleanorwitcomb]

#instagramdown #instagramisdown
me opening twitter for the sole purpose of asking if it’s only my instagram that’s down

[Steven Bartlett @StevenBartlett]

Your mental health is more important than your career, money, other people’s opinions, that event you said you would attend, your partners mood and your families wishes, combined.

If taking care of yourself means letting someone down, then let someone down.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

To do list:
- Sort out life
- Try again tomorrow

[EMMA. @emlawls]

@marklawler62 Who’s this remind you of? 🤔🤔🤔😂

[EMMA. @emlawls]

A weeks leave with the lawlers ❤️🏡 x

[Russell Webster ✍️ @russwebt]

Probation re-nationalised (more or less)
MoJ announces the end of Transforming Rehabilitation with all offender management now the responsibility of the National Probation Service. https://t.co/RdH2YSCE8D

[EMMA. @emlawls]

When you getting woken up by your brother throwing blueberries at your bedroom window. Are you okay kid?

[lottie @l0ttiehall]

what if dogs think that when we leave them we just go for proper long walks because they don’t understand the concept of jobs etc and all they know about the outside world is walks??? so they just think we choose to leave them to go have fun??? am I overthinking?? I need a minute

[EMMA. @emlawls]

Going to knock myself out with the help of nightnurse. If this can’t combat it, nothing will #flu #burningthecandle

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“How’s your week going?”
“Not bad” - Translation: If it wasn’t for tea and biscuits I’d be in serious trouble

[EMMA. @emlawls]

I can’t even deal 😩😍

[Kai @DaRealityAddict]

Me: *goes to check #instagram*

Instagram : *isnt loading shit*

Me: OMG IS IT JUST ME?!?! *runs to check Twitter*

Twitter: INSTAGRAM DOWN

Me:

[EMMA. @emlawls]

Why have I never had an electric blanket before?! I feel like a cosy human burrito 😩😍