Emily Swanson

pitt state & fhsu ECU & music • cat mom • #BlackLivesMatter • fueled by Jesus and the liberal agenda • she/her

[Emily Swanson @emlesw]

you don’t have to be born in America to be a real American. you do, however, have to be born in Texas to be a real Texan

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Stop being depressed about the past. You can't change it. Start being depressed about the future, because you can't change that either

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

[Emily Swanson @emlesw]

why do converse look like clown shoes on me

[shereen @shereeny]

Gone Girl (2014)

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

from being exploited by management labels and not even being able to perform her own songs to completely recreating her albums and reclaiming her music. I am so proud of her

[Emily Swanson @emlesw]

#NewProfilePic

[Butterzim 😵‍💫✨ @butterzimm]

@LilNasX lil nas y

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at

[out of context schitt’s creek @SchittsCreekOOC]

My fall plans The Delta Variant

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

would be pretty cool if teachers didn’t have to ‘win’ funding to do their jobs.

[Erin Dowling (she/her) @erinstwitsexual]

Dear Young Adults,

You can leave.

If you don’t like your doctor, walk out in the middle of your appointment.

Leave the party. End the date. Don’t wait until the “polite” time to leave or endure because you think you’ll make a scene.

You can go.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

ronald has a side quest to offer you

[Emily Swanson @emlesw]

I think my mental illness origin story is because I spent most of my childhood in fear of the world ending in 2012