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twenty-three • she/they • aspiring bastard

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

this is my greatest achievement

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@AmazingPhil they did NOT want the introverts to interact i guess

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@rishipuff as an underemployed creative who works in insurance this tweet was a one two punch

[bailey @vampiresaints]

is this more than you bargained for yet?

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

vpn marketing is about to get so funny

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@MissBenny i’ve been waiting for this tweet for years 🩵

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

rest in peace to my favorite @simplemodernco cup. she followed me everywhere… even into the lake.

[andy 🌻 @torchbegins]

ethical conflict is OUT. eddie and taylor dance off is in

[9-1-1 NEWS @911TVNEWS]

been there, done that.

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@pryanross @LukeMcKay2 and you deserved it.

[halsey @halsey]

It is not “too complicated to understand” that brown children are being murdered + people are being displaced under the occupation of one of the most powerful armies in the world. It is willful ignorance to conflate these simple horrors with religion + geopolitics. #FreePalestine

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

i am officially desperate who wants to get together and sing a fucking sea shanty with me in five part harmony. i just got my second shot. please

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

SUCK MY NUTS BRO

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@matthwatson the only thing that would make me attracted to a guy is this 😩

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@matthwatson now this is a fit

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

live pic of police at the capitol

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump for when she deletes https://t.co/TUuV8bscZE

[rodrick :) @_rodrickheffley]

i think he did it but i just can’t prove it...

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@matthwatson you tweeting with one hand and trying to bust with the other?

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@matthwatson me i yelled at you about eating stale chicken

[em 🍒 @emlunare]

@Louis_Tomlinson louis fans are a different BREED the site is already not loading gjdjs