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[mary furlan @maryfurlan14]

"Do you know what warped tour is?"
"Uh.. Is it a band?"

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Wow. Jose Ramirez slept TA for real.

[Corner Bar CLE @CornerBarCLE]

If aliens landed in Cleveland, Ohio they would 100% think Tim Misny is our king

[Mandy Bell @MandyBell02]

Triston McKenzie, who is on the IL and has no need to stay after games, watched postgame fireworks on the field with Boys and Girls club members yesterday. Tonight, he's in the stands signing autographs for tons of kids.

You're right, @SlangsOnSports. Baseball is the best.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

HUG ME, BROTHER!

#ForTheLand

[C0RY @c0ry024]

James Karinchak hasn’t been this fired up in DC since January 6th, 2021!

[help @MIkeaFurniture]

first #guardians game of the season (:

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Terry Francona has begun warming in the Guardians bullpen.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

Jose Ramirez is the biggest team first guy we’ve ever had in Cleveland #Guardians

[trevor lahey @xalleejx]

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t

[help @MIkeaFurniture]

@drewisgooden Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper would be right up your alley for bad movies. Animation is garbage, story is confusing, there’s songs everywhere for no reason, and it was made by the TOY COMPANY MATTEL. idk if you can even stream it anywhere, my gf has it on dvd

[Shane Bieber @ShaneBieber19]

Cleveland, I’m stoked to get back to Progressive Field on April 15. To celebrate the start of the 2022 season, I’m giving away two tickets to the Home Opener. In order to win, you must follow my account and retweet this post. Winner randomly selected and followed up with via DM

[Yu Chang 張育成 @YutheSouljaBoy]

Cleveland, I can’t wait to see YU guys at Progressive Field on April 15. 🙏
To celebrate Opening Day, I’m giving away two tickets to the Home Opener. ✌🏽
In order to be randomly selected, you must FOLLOW my account and RETWEET this post.
@CleGuardians

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

no drug in the world compares to bothering my cat

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[boss hogg @lukeallen742]

people say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)