emms✨️

fighting to be the best me

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Nothing crazier than noticing you’re slowly being phased out of a friend group.

[twih man @y33zuswalks]

Leo nimekuja ofisi as a third space tu nikingoja kuenda ulevi

[laufs🐺 @laufsol]

She poopoo for e head😭😭😭

[Scrub Hero @Sir_Tsindie]

Casualty officer:
-Neuro to see
-Ortho to see
- Gen surg to see

[Jameson Mothapo @JamesonC_M]

If all goes well. I'm buying myself ice-cream this weekend. CASH

[Christopher 🦂 @chrisiganga]

I'm just gonna be honest I thought this was a Kale band 😭😭😭😭

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

fuck love bro when are they gonna invent 0 calorie alcohol

[pao @dpaov]

no todas las divas pueden estudiar marketing o moda, algunas tenemos que sacrificarnos y estudiar medicina

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

unless you're a thief or a cheat, i see no reason why you want your chats to disappear after 24hrs.

[Muchiri @vmuchiri1]

Every month I find newer ways of being financially irresponsible

[Nat 🕷️ @wacuka_nyaga]

Kina hustlesasa wametolewa nyama kwa mdomo 🤣

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[Musyimi Joseph @musyimijoseph_]

My parents have 100 guests while I have 30 guests, Kwani hii graduation ni ya nani?

[luna¹⁶ 🍒 @2000SLECLERC]

is he okay? he was just about to be a dad… i like alexandra but i can’t support this…

[34.59.20 @106_36_52]

“Doctor, please can I have your number so that I can call you when…..”

Me :

[Senator Timileyin @timitamaaa]

In a bid to make “creative scrubs”, you people are making some really ugly stuff

[mg. @lifeasmg_]

Girl maintenance should be covered under health insurance

[ADDY ☥ Dany-pilled @ozempicbludravn]

When the story about dragons going extinct has dragons going extinct

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“listen to your body” my body wants ice cream all the fucking time

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I want to keep becoming excellent at what I do without ever becoming so consumed by work that I forget there are entire parts of me that have nothing to do with a career.