emma G

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

.@SECWAR “Why don’t you show some leadership and STAND UP TO YOUR FELLOW DEMOCRATS WHO WON’T FUND THE TROOPS.

WHO STAND TO PLAY PARTISAN POLITICS WHILE YOU DON’T GIVE US THE MONEY. You want to STAND UP HERE and talk about the troops...

You have Trump derangement syndrome and can’t actually commit to anything meaningful.”

[emma G @emma_dude]

@elonmusk @boz_lovric

[emma G @emma_dude]

@Cobratate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢

[emma G @emma_dude]

@theTiser 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Musk spent 44Billion and I can still Block him... lol... I'll probably get Banned for that Tweet.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Not only does sex relieve stress and boost your immune system; it can also help prevent heart attacks

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 2009, the University of Montreal had to abandon a study analyzing the differences between men who watch porn and men who have never watched porn because they couldn't find any men who had never watched porn

[Chief Health Officer, Victoria @VictorianCHO]

The unfathomable bit for me about protestors outside hospitals is that they think nurses and doctors - people who’ve dedicated their lives to helping people - are somehow part of a huge global movement to poison children and adults. It’s bloody astounding.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Hugging has been proven to relieve stress, reduce anxiety, and even lower blood pressure

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you ever want to talk, I'm right here ignoring you.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 2007, the Australian government spent about $84 million on a porn filter

A 16-year-old boy named Tom Wood cracked the filter in about 30 minutes

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Having a dark sense of humor has been linked to higher intelligence

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Sex burns about 5 calories a minute

[Classic V8SC @ClassicV8SC]

Classic #V8SC time...Bathurst 1985 - Francevic / Bowe https://t.co/XlOpRftCcK

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As I was saying …

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A neighbour is using a leaf blower.
I want to crucify the cunt.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What's something you did once and will never do again? 💭