Emma☀️

I only tweet quotes from my friends💁🏼‍♀️

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“I hate snowblowing”
“Then why did you start the business”
“To pay for my snowblowing stuff…”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“I can’t wait to get pizza in like 20 minutes”

“In 20 minutes, you will be pizza”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“When you stand up, how do you know which way to go?”

“Seriously, can someone get me a wheelhchair?”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“Portia should change her name to Volkswagen”

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“I thought her name was toast” -@KxxDublin

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“Dad is literally the only one who can bring him”
“Yeah, and mom is from India”
“…..and she’s dead”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“If there was a circus with dicks, I would go”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“It makes me happy, but it makes my diabetes sad”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“Muscular dystrophy is a hell of a drug”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

@whitl24 #loophole

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

If Minnesota wins today I’ll wear a Minnesota sweatshirt to next years game

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

@whitl24 I’m fine with it 😂😂😂

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

Adorpion is the answer

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“Your favorite flavor is sharp?”
“Sounds painful”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“Would you still have hired me if I was a worm?”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“I want me and my sister to date twins but we don’t have the same type. She likes guys that turn out to be gay.”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“She lets her dog lick her frappe so I bet she’d let me lick her frappe”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“What’s the lethal dosage of sausage?”

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“I think I’m a red flag”

[Emma☀️ @emmacarmen11]

“You know what I’ve had today? 1 sip of an already open koolaid jammer.”