Emma Mitchell

sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

@Betterhelpers please can I get some help? I've had a disaster with my account and now I can't log in.

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

Hey @Tesco, my parsnips came on Thursday and they are mouldy! Can’t use them in tonight’s roast ☹️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Definitely a “12 cups of tea, jacket potato for lunch, packet of biscuits in the afternoon, answer every email with ‘it’s on my list’, sneaky little nap in a pile of coats on the floor, get home and straight into pyjamas” sort of Monday.

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

Well done Sam. This feels like first 👊

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

12 POINTS

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

Oh my days yes Sam Ryder winning us so many points

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

Hey @RoyalMail… not bothering to knock on my door, putting this straight through the letterbox when I was sat in my house, dating it for the day before and for three minutes after the time it was actually put through… really???

Sounds like special delivery guaranteed to me 😂

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Keith that is an ARM

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

Wordle 252 3/6

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Get in 🎉

[Daisy Chandley @daisychandley]

boxing day’s really gone downhill since the age of nintendogs. nothing beats the feeling of grinding your little heel into your parents’ hangovers by screaming a low-res beagle’s name into a dusty mic for eighteen hours

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

@eolhcdraw Same here 😣

[Farah Miller @farahlearned]

Is it omicron or delta or your period or a cold or flu or allergies or anxiety or long covid or perimenopause or food poisoning or migraine or a tumor (“it’s not a tumor”) or PTSD or parenting is just so hard lolol or too much sitting and screen time and stress or IS IT COVID or

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

@Chris_Stark I think race control needs to learn how race control works

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

And the last time I felt like this was last year when Russell was robbed of his first Grand Prix win

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

This is why I don’t like sports

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

I’ve got a cold so this calls for propping up the pillows and sleeping like I’m in a hospital bed

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

@Chris_Stark Roll this out company wide - only light the M up if the McDonald’s milkshake machine is working…

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

@eolhcdraw Tell me about it 😭😭

[Emma Mitchell @emmaclmitchell]

@eolhcdraw YES

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

It’s actually mad how it’s just normal for girls and women to be in constant high alert over fear of being attacked