Emma Coutts

I concern myself.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Literally just bought some kinetic sand. Don’t judge me, I need urgent stress relief.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

@claregrogan2 @haplessmuseum Thanks for the generous offer. We won't be applying for a refund, as I wouldn't want to negatively effect anyone involved financially. My main disappointment was in missing two of my favourite songs. We loved what we saw!

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

@thecluny This sign said 'on stage 9:30'. As far as I know, this was still the case at 8:40 when I went to the loo. There was no announcement of this change, so thank you for my missing the first two songs. So pleased

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

I know there are loads of terrible drivers out there, but if you're going to try to drive into the side of me, the least you could do is be apologetic about it.

Or, y'know, just don't in the first place?

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Another metro trip, another stressful experience surrounded by nobody wearing masks.
(I see 3 in the whole carriage.)

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

I think 90% of the people on this metro aren't wearing masks. I can honestly only see 5 people wearing them properly.. @My_Metro this is getting ridiculous now.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

I love 'Noooh....'

I don't understand it, but I love it.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

I just don't understand how these last ones are related to maths?

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Here are half of the 1 star reviews on one book..

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Why has my computer just restarted out of the blue to finish an update I did three days ago?

[Lynne Coutts @LynneCoutts]

I've developed an unreasonable hatred of the phrase 'whole entire'. One or the other please people!

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

@LynneCoutts Really not unreasonable.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

@BriarBorealis @LynneCoutts Yes, all 6 were found!

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

"Can you locate the kazoos?" ~ @LynneCoutts

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

This jumper is having a DAY! I dipped it in melt-y cheese, and I've just thrown yoghurt down the sleeve. ☹️

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Like, I can't say 'quadratic formula'.
I can only say 'quadratic form-you-lahh'.

Its a problem.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Writing a lesson plan for identifying roots and honestly having a breakdown over the quadratic formula song. Again.

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

Like, honestly.. https://t.co/bebSWNoqJm

[Emma Coutts @emmacoutts97]

I'm excited over getting myself a pretty, pink scientific calculator..