emma “is vibing” dalenberg

Minneapolis lady comic. Life has no rules enthusiast.

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CNN REPORTS AMERICAS LATEST EPIDEMIC: LEMONAIDS

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I think my inner child is feral

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Looks like a teet that would release bath salts

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The receptionists at therapy offices are always the bitchiest people…I’m coming here so I can stop being late and build some god damn life skills let’s quit with the attitude😮‍💨

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@michaelyes25 I’ve gotta try to incorporate lemonaids into my set😂

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CNN REPORTS AMERICAS LATEST EPIDEMIC: LEMONAIDS

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I could either replace my car mirrors, or sell it and move to chicago🤔

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Insanely helpful

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you procrastinate, it's not because you're lazy.

It's because your body is in a threat state:

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People say eat the rich, but I think I’d rather eat the poor if we’re talking flavor

[Rachel @scrap_icon]

When I was 15 I got sent home from my job at Target because I wrote “VICTIM” on my name tag after being reprimanded for taking too many cig breaks…

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Tall people comprise an international forest

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Am I getting my period or did I eat a lot of cheese

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

You can tell who’s actually laid back at a party by just casually taking a gun out

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Maybe violence is the answer

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Ever love a pair of pants so much that you pop a tampon in even though you had your period 2 weeks ago?

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@CalMurata I would report this whether it was about football or football

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You think you can leave the trailer park, but the trailer park is within you

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

how is that like earth at all then