Emma

I laugh at all my own jokes

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@KCLiveBlock @RonnyJodgers @JordanDavisHill @wolfkansascity
Top .001%!!! Let us meet. Jordan Davis in KC!!!!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i just love you

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@whitneyt_ Hahaha ily

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

The state of Tennessee right now

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@stejthoughts I still haven’t used the one from last year😫😂

[Emma @emmaheimm]

I got better Christmas bonuses making sandwiches at Jersey Mike’s subs than I do working in the real corporate world. Thank you for my 15$ gift card that can ONLY be used to buy a turkey or a ham at WALMART.

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@whitneyt_ HAHAHAHAHA 100%😂

[Emma @emmaheimm]

When my mom doesn’t answer my calls but puts up a snapchat story of her at a music festival.... ok

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@stejthoughts I feel personally attacked

[Emma @emmaheimm]

It depresses me that I’m at the age where I literally have to look for wedding rings on guys at bars.

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@soph_gregory

[Emma @emmaheimm]

it is 2018... why have we not figured out a way to grow good watermelon year round? #prioritiesofamerica

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@soph_gregory got more likes than 90% of your tweetsss🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emma @emmaheimm]

I had to go to a high school for work yesterday and I went into the main office to sign in and they asked me if I was a new student...🤦🏼‍♀️😂 #22lookinlike15 #help

[Emma @emmaheimm]

just spent 300$ on a cleaning company to come clean my apartment, idk if this means that i’ve made it or that i’m just extremely lazy 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mike Brunin @MikeBrunin]

Quite the family tree! @HannahMcDowell8 @Mitch_Baumchen @Baumchen12KSU @CoreyV14 @emmaheimm @H_Leigh_B (share cousins)

[Emma @emmaheimm]

the sentence “i’m not hungry” does not exist in my vocabulary... like I don’t even think it’s possible to say

[Emma @emmaheimm]

I never in my life thought I would ever drink coffee... but today marks 2 months at my big girl job and I can’t get out of bed without at least 3 cups every morning #isthisadulting ☕️☕️☕️

[Emma @emmaheimm]

@Marshy834 I wish haha then I wouldn’t be so confused by the situation 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emma @emmaheimm]

my boss just came into my office and asked me “do you eat lunch?” I said yes?? and he said “hmm i wasn’t sure” and walked out

currently rethinking accepting this job...