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personal diary do not enter

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ethics report: George Santos used campaign funds to pay for OnlyFans, Botox, Sephora

https://t.co/AAUJSEIZAd

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this is what kendall roy should’ve said when shiv told him she was pregnant

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

so protecting your quarterback is kind of like saying might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis

[prash @abIondedlife]

oh god miss you on my lips
it's me your little venice bitch
on the stoop with the neighborhood kids
calling out bang bang kiss kiss

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

I don't dislike him. HE BROKE MY HEART!

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...

[M @emmaistheworst]

Sorry but no

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NASA's James Webb telescope has now captured images of all four gas giants

[M @emmaistheworst]

@LizMessier Like there’s no way those books are even marginally good

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I lie on the grass like a worm.

Franz Kafka, 1909.

[d @heaven_toniight]

him lying about covid to get an eye lift.. stunt queen

[mariana @pastapilled]

his huge nose bewitched me body and soul

[M @emmaistheworst]

big lamb chop girl

[Ben @perma___ben]

I get drunk and think about bernie like an estranged ex boyfriend

[M @emmaistheworst]

thank you TSA 🙏

[TSA Northeast @TSA_Northeast]

Display of oversized liquids, gels and aerosols that travelers had in their carry-on bags at the ⁦@SyracuseAirport⁩ @TSA Checkpoint in a 3-day span. The limit for liquids through a checkpoint is 3.4 oz.

[izzy @nymphb0nes]

i hate this weather i’m dying😵‍💫

[M @emmaistheworst]

i will never forget one time i asked my dad (green thumb, big plant guy) to get me a fiddle leaf fig and he said “i have no idea what that is” and then like a week later i mentioned getting a FLF to my mom and she said “oh i had one. your dad got it in the divorce”

[M @emmaistheworst]

why do you as a curtain need a grommet