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• a symphony of eye rolls • j.j.m •

[turd burger @emmajurd]

Tilly was robbed #BigBrotherAU

[turd burger @emmajurd]

@KFCAustralia add vegan fried chick'n to Ur menu pls ❤️

[turd burger @emmajurd]

👏🏼🙌🏼

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

Scotland has become the first country in the world to make period products free, after parliament unanimously passed legislation.

Details here: https://t.co/2QvYxQxmKd

Should Australia do the same?

#9News

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[turd burger @emmajurd]

https://t.co/1V3d8BrDml

[Alex Elmslie @ImAllexx]

[Narrator]

“and he was wrong...”

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year

[turd burger @emmajurd]

Just wrote a 3000 word report from start to finish in less than 40 hrs, yeah I think I'm ready for a 3 day sleep now

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

she call my dick baby yoda cuz it’s oh so small and very green 😏

[Jesus Rodriguez @jesusrodrxguez]

This is truly amazing. Peace & love. #GeorgeFloyd

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Anonymous message for the American Spring.

#Anonymous #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ICantBreathe #BlackLivesMatter

[turd burger @emmajurd]

I am so glad this wasn't the year where I was like, "hey, I should post on Instagram every single day in 2020"... @Jaryd_McCormack

[turd burger @emmajurd]

If your partner aint your best friend you're doing it wrong

[turd burger @emmajurd]

Welp just got back into this acc somehow lol but that's ok follow my new one @_mmy3 anyway will probs use that one?? 🙄

[turd burger @emmajurd]

How'd I get so damn lucky?? You're my absolute world darlin 💕🌏 thank you for bringing sunshine into every day 🌞 @Jaryd_McCormack

[ChicagoTrader @ChicagoTraderrr]

I lost my Dad this morning to COVID-19. He was my rock, my best friend, and my hero. He had virtually no symptoms and 48 hours later he was fighting for his life. I’m begging you guys from the bottom of my heart, please stay inside and be safe.

[turd burger @emmajurd]

Some people ain't taking social distancing seriously... you're the reason this shit is gonna last for 6 months longer than it needs to 🙃🙃 #COVID19Aus #Quarantine

[turd burger @emmajurd]

for themselves. Plus, the excessive media coverage about the TP shortage is only making matters worse. Stop sending panic into the country, it's not a zombie apocalypse. Be hygienic, frequently wash your hands with soap and chill the heck out. 2/2

[turd burger @emmajurd]

If you're unnecessarily stocking up on supplies you're selfish and un-Australian. Meanwhile there's nothing left for people who can't afford to bulk-buy and have to live week to week. Aussies are meant to look out for each other in times of need, not leave everyone to fend 1/2