✰ emma king ✰

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

i hate it when people are strict at a games night because my favourite thing to do at games is cheat. monopoly. charade. whot. ludo. i will cheat. we are adults now and it’s okay to cheat. it’s part of the fun.

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Haven’t seen her once on my timeline today, need to correct that

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

why do u need google and chatgpt when u can have a girl thats always right

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[j @joyci_schecter]

We’re in a literacy crisis you would’ve gotten those words from a “The Clique” book at 9

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i just hope those astronauts tell the moon how much we love her

[Cheese On Everything 🧀 @Astr0yacht]

My culture is heading to Piggly Wiggly for a brat fry the local high school is putting on

[🍏🪲 ollie (remastered 2009) @ridemycyclone]

i wonder what it felt like for ringo starr when he did a peace sign for the first time

[hunter @3gpmh]

they should send me to the seaside for my health