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breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe down | she/her | 26

[sid 🦊🧟‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️ @widogastsweb]

and on this week's gamechanger, sam reich traps his contestants in the greek labyrinth

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[victoria @vicjokerera]

caleb is so fucking funny man

[MLB @MLB]

.@NoahKahan what do you know about poop & Citizens Bank Park?

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Worst day for the Axis Powers since 1945

[Praise @tufpraise]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

friendly reminder that the u.s. women’s team has won the women’s world cup four times!!!!! people seem to keep leaving women’s records out of these world cup conversations but women’s soccer is still soccer!! women are people!!

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

THEY SANG THIS ON GLEE

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

god has smiled upon me and my good friend taylor swift today

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[ؘ Adrian³³³ ☾ ❦ ☻ ☽ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

Kofi Kingston matters more to pro wrestling than hulk hogan ever has

[The Sims @TheSims]

If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒

[n-word heelflip @brwnbttwn]

klay thompson you will be dealt with