Emma

[Emma @emmalamothe]

Wishing failure for Trump is wishing failure for America. Remember that you're an American before you're a democrat or republican.

[Light Bowgun Brigadier @SourceDuMal]

This is the best advertisement for a strapless bra I've ever seen. YOU SEE THEM TITTIES AINT MOVE https://t.co/iu1ol485EG

[Lexie Ebensberger @CoachLexieAF]

What is the proper way to make a PB & J?
RT for: bread then peanut butter, jelly on top on peanut butter then bread

Like for: bread then peanut butter, jelly on other piece of bread and place together

Trynna settle a discussion

[judge booty @leaflyf]

i’ve been laughing for 2 days

[Emma @emmalamothe]

@Demi_Ros3 Soooo sad and frustrating tbh

[Emma @emmalamothe]

The most heartbreaking experience is seeing other dog walkers cross the street when they see my two pit bulls :( all they wanna do is meet new puppers and have a good time!!

[Emma @emmalamothe]

If you guys can, please go to this link: https://t.co/esjGvRISmH this woman saved both of my puppies from kill shelters and has found homes for hundreds of others, these pups really need her to be in business. Anything helps!!

[xavier @xvvvier]

friendships that be like “you paid for that so i’ll buy these” are the best. can’t fw people who be on that “nahh u owe me $2.37”

[THE Mr.Troche™ @JasianRaisin]

Me: I'm allergic to peanuts does this have any?

iHob: nah fam

Me: *dies*

iHob: however, it DID have beanuts

[AHS Student Council @AttleboroStuCo]

Election papers for E board are now due on June 11!!! All papers must be in by that date and elections will be now held on WED. JUNE 13!!!

[Shannon McKenzie @realslimshanny]

Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslist. Your hobbies are breaking into song at inappropriate times & chugging beer on elevated surfaces, like a True American would

Who’s that girl? It’s you, Jess

[𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 @x_lisabrown]

Puttin one of those wee yellow flowers under ur chin and if it glowed yellow it meant u liked butter ???? https://t.co/1lgqSCpz9E

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

my favorite moment of the day #RoyalWedding

[AHS Student Council @AttleboroStuCo]

Election papers for StuCo are coming out today!! If you are interested in running for e-board grab papers in 213!! All papers are due 5/29!! Elections will be held next Thursday 5/31 which will be the last meeting of the year!!

[Emma @emmalamothe]

Parents that don’t discipline their children are the WORST. Why do you let your child disrespect me and embarrass you in a public setting??

[anal lice 🍑🦟 @anal_lice]

#APBio
AP Bio exam: if the population of subordinate male warblers is at hardy weinberg equilibrium and the polar bear brown bear hybrid is heterozygous for cystic fibrosis, draw a picture in the tank representing how the cleaving of inactive LYST protein activates caspase-1
me:

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

Adam and Eve allegedly got us booted from nature by biting an apple. Now public spaces are filled with people in unnatural trances staring at their devices. Most devices are branded with a bitten apple. https://t.co/QwjR6xcvJh

[Emma @emmalamothe]

Forever wondering if text screenshots on vsco were from the girl’s best friend or boyfriend and I think that’s beautiful

[Emma @emmalamothe]

Don’t broadcast your life on social media and simultaneously try to hide things from the people around you. We see what you’re doing. Grow up.

[ash @ashleanin]

Blu was so ready for the party and she wasn’t allowed bc she’s a pitbull fuck petsmart