yemma

I only retweet because I don’t have the ingenuity to come up with tweetable material 🧚🏻🥰🦋🧞‍♀️👽

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Fuck man. You’ve gotta be kidding me. I just woke up in beast mode again 🤦‍♂️.

[yemma @emmalundgren8]

@MrWalker748 Pic creds to me myself and I

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

covid 19 is the only thing that can stop “where’s my hug” type dudes

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

mentally I am here

[𓅰击Wheat Field击𓆏 @wheatmustdie]

The sexual tension between you and the person adjusting your seatbelt on a rollercoaster

[LB @lnbshr]

“You are what you attract” ....bitch I am not a felon

[austin @convictedloner]

if i sit in rice would it fix me

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Co-pilot: you need to let the passengers know but keep them calm

Me *presses intercom* how fun is swimming?!

[joe @joemul01]

One of them nights 😔

[Alex @playboyblobby]

imagine if spiders screamed at us when we found them