Emma

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

men's humor really and truly just is: haha sexism, haha rape, haha racism, haha women suck, haha homophobia, haha misogyny

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the concept of our FBI director being a puck bunny

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

Thinking about the hockey moms that spent over a decade of their lives driving their sons to and from hockey practice and games just for their sons to grow up to become Olympic gold medalists who laugh at misogynist jokes at the expense of women

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring and this is what the FBI director is doing right now.

[Emma @emmalv56]

I left this brain rot app for yearsss and come back to see critical thinking now requires tagging a chatbot. Bleak.

[Emma @emmalv56]

@ATT my tech is over 3 hours past our appointment window today, and no one has contacted me. My first appointment scheduled on Wednesday never showed and cancelled last minute. The live chats never get anywhere with communicating an accurate time someone will come. Please help!

[Emma @emmalv56]

@heatdaddy69420

[Emma @emmalv56]

@elonmusk Lol nobody cares

[Emma @emmalv56]

@patriottakes His Botox injector clearly hates him lollll

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

Tommy Novak cannot be stopped.

What an incredible finish to this one.

[Emma @emmalv56]

This is my 13th reason

[King of the Hill Screens @kothscreens]

This means that February 9th will be the last day for this account. I hope Twitter changes course between now and then, but if not you can follow another version of this account over on Mastodon https://t.co/4P9ZHD2wPs

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

NOVIE

[Emma @emmalv56]

I agree, I’m all for reading fictional fairytales

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Less Fortnite, more Bibles.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I will NEVER apologize for being a wildly successful alpha male.

[Emma @emmalv56]

@RepMTG Marge, just stop… you’re so embarrassing. If you can seek a pardon, you can seek some psychiatric help too.

[Emma @emmalv56]

Is the sky blue?

[Emma @emmalv56]

I think this every time I go on Facebook

[Laura Kat 🐱 @Katparty666]

32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

3,450 pounds of garbage were left behind on Lake Tahoe after 4th of July weekend, which is over twice the haul from the year before. "Patriotic" Americans leaving behind thousands of pounds of trash for environmentalists to clean up is a perfect metaphor for our country's future.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

So many people truly and genuinely just lack empathy because I swear to god the moment it was their child or girlfriend they would change their tune immediately but they can’t do the mental monkey bar to get one step removed from theirselves