spooky and average

Shape-shifting master of darkness.

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

Jokes Dad doesn't get: Him: When you turn 25, you lose vision [coverage]. Me: We'll just place more wards, Dad, it's fine. #LeagueOfLegends

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

If you get married make sure your spouse is a different class than you. For instance, if you do a lot of magic damage then consider marrying a tank, or someone with a lot of HP/armor. This will make your bond stronger and more viable in the current meta.

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

These "I forced a bot to watch X" posts are almost certainly 100% human-written with no bot involved. Here's how you can tell. 1/12 https://t.co/4wVxfraqZS

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

@Axelitl https://t.co/CjBrUHORGT

[Anelien @cupcakelogic]

in these trying times have an old comic

[Lit Service @LitService]

We'll be chatting with @emilysuvada about including STEM in your stories in an accessible way for our next episode! If you'd like a chance for a first chapter critique from Emily, be sure to submit by the 24th. #amquerying #amwriting #amwritingscifi

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

@AxelRad_ this is the best one

[Bonestorm Bradbury @milespoo]

i have never felt this meme more than after listening to Threedom... good job brahs.

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

"left as a guest?" ?????????? they're your parents???????????? since when is a child a guest in their parents house?????? https://t.co/M4sE4WFqYc

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

Shout out to everyone trying to hear a movie over their parents questions about the movie.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious?" Pai 🤮-but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a lightsaber-A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations. Btw-did you pay John Williams his royalty? @AjitPaiFCCorpShill #AJediYouAreNOT

[Brady Hartel @BradyHartel]

Ready Player One (2018)

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

@AxelRad_ @cdlarson15g me: *doubled over, unable to breathe, cackling in the distance*

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

@AxelRad_ I got you fam

[spooky and average @emmamasonwrites]

@AxelRad_ yo: https://t.co/85f698gbGn and https://t.co/zHXjYQ5drq

[kayla @baz00per]

I'm a:
⚪️meat eater
⚪️vegan
🔘vegetarian

And I:
⚪️am afraid of confrontation
⚪️will discuss this rationally
🔘ain't fuckin scared of him

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IF THE MOON IS NOT THE SOURCE OF MY STRENGTH WHY DOES YELLING AT IT MAKE ME FEEL SO POWERFUL

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

COULD HAVE BEEN NICE https://t.co/cSD8ysGSph

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

nate silver: We Will Know Nothing Til About 8PM
me, hurling his crystals to the ground: HAST THOU THE SIGHT OR NOT, FALSE CONJURER

[yakkocmn @yakkocmn]

Samsung Galaxy on fire just like those phones AMIRITE #worlds

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

rational thinking tip: if someone doesn't respond to you within 2 minutes it means they hate you and you're annoying and everyone hates you.