emma

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Somebody said, “Sometimes to stay in a
calorie deficit you just gotta go to bed”. 😂

[DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber @DragonheartCafe]

So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq

[m. @adorekem]

When this heat finally ends, the true benefit will be that all these flies will FUCK OFF

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

seeing someone use or wear a gift you gave them >>>>>

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Normalize using Sundays to rest. Your life doesn’t need to be productive every day.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

once you start staying home on weekends, it gets addicting

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

Being single is so fun until it’s a long weekend in August, a sunny Saturday evening, all your friends are out of the country with their partners and your housemates aren’t home and you have already taken a nap today so you can’t even sleep the loneliness away

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

I’ve never seen a player more deserving of a red card.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

It’s a good job I’ve got my spiritual socks on or that halftime entertainment could have tipped me over the edge

[⛸️ @icepirnce]

‘iphone will continue charging when it returns to a normal temperature’ when’s that then??? november?????

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

every night of my fucking life

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Once both birthdays go by in silence that chapter is officially closed.

[ᰔ @_whatdahelly_]

not settling until someone keeps my picture in their wallet, remembers tiny details about me, takes candid pictures of me, and smiles at my texts like an idiot

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

We've reached the point in the UK where working full time doesn't actually mean anything anymore.

It used to mean stability. It used to mean you could afford a home, eat properly, maybe go away once a year and not panic if your car made a weird noise.

Now it just means nothing.

You wake up early, work all day, come home tired, and still somehow sit there wondering how you're going afford everything.

Rent is ridiculous. Bills are constant. Food prices change depending on the mood of the supermarket.

And wages? Basically frozen in time.

You're not lazy. You're not bad with money. You're just trying to survive in a system where everything goes up except what you get paid.

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Dating in your 30s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by men in their 20s and their 40s but they’re maturity is about the same.