Emma P to the M

grumpy, dumpy and a little bit flumpy

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Great to see @TfLOfficial supporting the #rainbowlaces campaign with a rainbow crossing outside @Arsenal station!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Producing an unexpectedly loud tut and feeling like you've just accidentally fired a cannon

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Thank you @stonewalluk for our rainbow laces. They look great on a pair of @PUMA King! http://t.co/NQkLue3wJC #NUFC

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

'Having the last word IS taking the high road. Saying nothing is taking the giving-in road' #daftstuffmymrssays

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

@PhotographyatDC love Newcastle in Motion http://t.co/U86Ghg5Ff1 #timelapse #photography #creativity #Newcastle #northeast

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

My little 'un drives me nuts when she asks me to play something she's not. I'm painting in one room and she's playing a trumpet in another.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I wouldn't say I was overly keen" - Meaning: "Is this dog food?"

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

Just had delivery from @darlingveg, little 'un looked in the box & said 'ooo choocumbers' they're courgettes but love her enthusiasm anyway

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Feeling obliged to say "oh he's alright" while your friend's dog chews through your arm

[digitalab @digitalab]

New #competition! #Win a Stunning Acrylic Frame of an image of your choice! Follow @digitalab and RT image to enter

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

'I always liked BBC Scotland. They have pipes and, quite often, Sharleen Spiteri' #daftstuffmymrssays

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

@grimmers me too, I thought everyone did?

[Marcus Romer @MarcusRomer]

The Creative Process
1. This is awesome
2. This is tricky
3. This is shit
4. I am shit
5. This might be ok
6. This is awesome

[Stonewall @stonewalluk]

To the football clubs who felt they didn't have enough notice to lace up... Same time next year? #RBGF

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

'We've run out of beer; do you want an Actimel?' #daftstuffmymrssays

[New Family Social @lgbtadoptfoster]

Free LGBT adoption & fostering postcards & stickers. Show you're a 'friend of the family'! https://t.co/dvU4Lkl8KT

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

Just spent 20 mins singing Happy Birthday to my mam's dog #parenthood #noteventhedogsbirthday

[Emma P to the M @emmapmg]

'I could stab the tv when In the Night Garden is on' #daftstuffmymrssays #parenthood